#insert 3 times bc i hate tumblr sizing

[mariverses]

im so late but i do not care, this is based solely on my dms with you

haha. you did not just. ha. you cant keep making me brainrot like this. you. KERJSNWJJETHFBDJWNSJENRJXBSNWBDJSHWHSBD. JEBSJDBSNSBSJ. hi here's content of your ship because im a silly cat boy WHY DID YOU GIVE ME CONTENT BACK I AM JUST A LITTLE GUY. felix. vnc has a hand around my neck. i will (aggressive action) (cat-personality fave). i love him so much. (reaction image) (kanye pfp era) (SPARKLY DRAKE IMAGE)

10/10 everyone learn from this homosexual. THE LAST FEW LINES .... Well... i may be a vnc fan. and a bully. adjusts tie. i suppose this is perfect timing for the real men to show up

[bolbianddolanhouse]

Book 2 FAQ!

Book 1 FAQ Beginning of Book 2

Dang y’all, 14 chapters done for Book 2! It’s been a little bit of a struggle to hash them out on time BUT I deliver. I’ve asked, y’all keyboard smashed in my inbox...let’s get INTO IT!

4 KIDS?!

Yep. And all 4 of them are full of personality! I guess I dreamt them up to convey all of the unspoken parts of the My Hero universe (canon or not). 

Are the kid’s names in relation to their abilities?

No unfortunately, they’re names are based on their personalities/the major event that happened around the time they were born (no spoilers about it tho! Gotta read book 3 to know why!). Lili Perla is based off of Pearl from Steven Universe and their character type. Iwata El Roca is a nod to Luchador’s names and a character that passed away in the AU to honor them. Tensei Oro is a play on their family position, Tensei was the first born twin and his uncle was the first born, Oro is spanish for ‘gold’ and it’s a play on being first (ya know, because they give gold medals for 1st place!). Hanaka Rosa is a double trope name, Hanaka (Japanese: hana- flower, ka- power) is a nod to the tough girls with flower names in anime and Rosa (spanish: Rose) is a name used in telenovelas as the woman that causes all the romantic tension. I did the whole Japanese first name, Spanish middle name because thats what I want to do when I do have kids.

Why did Mineta have to be in this AU?

I hear you! The thing is that I DREAMT it like this. He’s the slightly incompetent teacher that gets dunked on by the parents. Good news is that he’s single and isn’t as gross in this part of the AU. He’s this AU’s punching bag if you will.

It was weird when you wrote in hate-crime/dorm incident bc I didn’t think about it that way...Why did you decide to explore it?

That part felt important to me to write. Yes the canon shows like actual crimes of different intensities, but not nessatreily hate-crimes done in schools. As you know, being LGBTQA+ in grade school is a terrifying thing to express if don’t want to stand out. The constant fear of peers judging you, bullies hurting you and teachers that seemingly don’t care about you if you come out is enough to silence anybody. Imagine that but in a hero school?! The hate-crime would be a villainous act and the culprit would have to do desperate measures to make sure nobody rats on them to maintain a clean image/record. Plus on the flip side, any ally that stands up for their oppressed peer is hailed the hero but they wouldn’t have to stand up for them if there were real consequences and punishment for the bullies. So in the AU, I wrote it how I’d want such hate-crimes to be handled. Not only justice but also accommodations for the victim.

The Mcdonalds order cracks me up! What is your Mcdonalds order?

I throughly enjoyed the Mcdonalds order part too. It’s a nod to the proposal in Book 1 when they went to Mcdonalds before the peer over. I wrote it to show that the family goes every now and then. My order is: Triple Cheeseburger, Large fries, Large sweet tea, 2 sausage and egg McMuffins & a cone. And yes, there will be a Mcdonalds order for every child because it drives the plot.

Will there be more interactions with the pro heroes from the canon series?

YES! Though old, theres more interactions planned with them. Of course, it’s all in Book 3 (trying not to spoil anything!).

Is it spoiler if you tell us if your kids (or one of them) becomes a villain?

I’ll tell y’all right now....NONE of my kids becomes a villain. It might look like one or two of them might from the way I wrote them but they’re just latina.

Will one of your kids be the next Ingenium?

Yes but I won’t tell you which one. But I can’t wait to reveal it to y'all!

I see all the call-backs to your self insert character’s past...Is it alluding to the conclusion?

I dreamt it as such and I fixed it in writing as a way to come full circle. Notice that Lili didn’t get any of her mom’s past from her mom? It wasn’t until when she confronted her on the couch in chapter 13. Even then, it wasn’t the full story nor did it fill in all the cracks and time skips after her mom’s time at UA. In Book 3, we explore more of the past. The conclusion is yet to be revealed.

How big is that house?!

It’s a little hard to explain? I want to say its big but parts of the house are disproportionate. It’s a two story house with no attic nor basement, 3 bath room, Master bedroom, 2 large bedrooms, office space, guest room, full kitchen, dining room, large living room, three car garage and a decent size backyard. What I’m trying to say that it’s big enough for that chaotic ass family.

Where’s Aizawa?!

Let the mans rest! He’s alive but he’s busy being a grandpa and taking naps. 

Canon villains OwO?

Y’all ate UP the Dabi surrender in Book 1 and his little mention in Book 2. But in this AU (not to spoil anything to anime only and manga dabblers) the League of Villains are still rampant but dispersed. In Book 3 (and part of Book 4) they pop in to drive the plot from a canon storyline. In the series, the rookie Hawks has been seen as a double agent and exposes a corrupt Hero Society. Same concept but in this AU, Hawks has gone missing when he failed to kill Best Jeanist. Here’s where the kids go into play BUT more on that as the plot progresses!

I really want to see art of these OCs! I wanna see how Iida’s genes transferred over to his kids!

I hear y'all! I’ve slid into DM during commission windows and have the means to pay for some line art at least...but with no responses. I’ve got my self insert character done in this post if you wanna check it out plus the artist was super sweet during the whole process. I may commission them again when they got a window of commissions open. But I may do a lineart of the kid’s faces in the near future.

What if....hypothetically....Shinso stayed?

Oh boy, okay so the Shinso stans have BOMBARDED my asks since the last arc of Book 1. So what if Shinso stayed...obviously I wouldn’t have 4 kids, just the one that we were gonna have. We wouldn’t be married and overall just be loveless the more we see our friends get married and start families. The company would still be there but delayed by 5 years or so. Our son would grow up to convince me and Shinso to separate when they get at around High school age. Tenya still wouldn’t have said anything but done the reunited part differently. I would’ve considered cheating but morals would’ve stopped me. Eventually, when our son decides to move out, we’d stay as housemates and basically die alone....aren’t you glad this AU isn’t such a downer?! Luckily things are patched up with my self insert and Shinso, because he comes into play in Book 3!

Eri Nurse! In your AU!

Yup! I’ve actually read some NurseEri! AUs on twitter and Tumblr (btw, some of y’all that like my posts have good taste in fics!) and it manifested in my dreams and created UA Nurse Eri. She shows up a few more times in the AU, so don’t fret if Eri is your fave.

Is it okay if I follow you on a different platform? Do you have another social media that I can follow you on?

You can follow me on Twitter (@oketsusama). It’s my personal twitter that I repost memes and get my news from. So it’s not as poppin as my Tumblr, but at least it’s AU free over there lmao.

What’s you favorite rare pair in the My Hero canon storyline?

Oh! and DON’T hate me, but I stan the Sero x Iida rare pair! There’s crumbs of the pair on twitter and here but the ones that I did read got me in tears. If you haven’t seen this tag on twitter and Tumblr, DO IT! The one on twitter had a lot of angst in it and it got me HOOKED on some of that goofball with their geeky partner energy.

Not a question, but I like your //Palma-sama Speaks in the tags. They’re funny and makes your posts that much more personalized.

I will cry! Thanks for reading that far! I like doing the ‘talking in the tags’ thing to basically point out the callbacks to new readers that stumbled upon that chapter of the AU. 

How long is this AU?!

It’s quite long BUT the ending is marvelous, trust. 

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Thanks for reading! That’s all the asks for now, keep asking them! I love reading them. Next is the finale of Book 2! Everything will still come out 2-3 days of each other until further notice. Stay safe, drink water!

-Palma-Sama

[psychic-enemy-dragon]

1-100🤭😇

The meaning behind my url: Well… My blog is just my dreams and my thoughts and they are all still in my head so yeah xD

A picture of me: I don´t post pictures on my dashboard only in privat chat when I know the person better 😉

How many tattoos i have and what they are: I have 5 tattoos. A music key (I don´t know the right word for it), a wolf with wings, a red rose, a cross and a semicolon sign

Last time i cried and why: Yesterday at night and it was bcs of overthinking and a person

Piercings i have: No piercing xD But I still want a piercing on my belly button

Favorite band: Oh that´s hard… But at the moment it´s Against The Current. They are on YouTube.

Biggest turn offs: When someone is selfish and unhygiene

Top 5 (insert subject): I don´t know if I get this right but Music, Movies, Food, Girls and Video Games xD

Tattoos i want: A lot more really. I dream of a full sleeve at least on one arm and one on my waist too and still more xD

Biggest turn ons: Humor, empathy and when we like the same stuff? But I think that every person want´s that right?

Age: I am turning 21 tomorrow xD

Ideas of a perfect date: I think I would do everything with the person I like. I mean, I would ask the person what they want and than just decide what we are gonna do 😇

Life goal: To be happy and have a good healthy life with a wife

Piercings i want: Belly button and maybe a Septum too but I am not sure about the Septum 🙈

Relationship status: Taken

Favorite movie: That´s hard xD But I would say it´s a horror movie

A fact about my life: I have a introverted life so it´s not that exciting 😅

Phobia: Social Phobia and Spiders

Middle name: I don´t have it. My name is Christina and yeah 😅

Height: 173cm

Are you a virgin? No 🙈

What’s your shoe size? In german it´s 43

What’s your sexual orientation? Lesbian 🌈

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? Sometimes I drink but really not that much. It depends on the situation

Someone you miss: A tumblr friend. She lives so far away…

What’s one thing you regret? I regret to tell someone a special secret about me. I bet that person would still talk to me like in the past if I wouldn´t had tell her that. Yes it´s a woman.

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Natasha Negovanlis (Carmilla) 😍

Favorite ice cream? Hazelnut and vanilla and sometimes that cherry thing xD I don´t know the name again 😅

One insecurity: My body or especially my scars

What my last text message says: It was just a “Good Morning” with a emoji xD

Have you ever taken a picture naked? No and I would never do that

Have you ever painted your room? Yes many times

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Of course bcs I am gay as fuck 😅

Have you ever slept naked? Yes

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? Oh god yeah xD

Have you ever had a crush? Yes and I have a crush at the moment too

Have you ever been dumped? Yes

Have you ever stole money from a friend? I would never do this

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah but it was a guy from my friend

Have you ever been in a fist fight? No thank god

Have you ever snuck out of your house? Yeah when I was a teenager 😅

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes I had and it was bad bcs I told her…

Have you ever been arrested? No xD

Have you ever made out with a stranger? Well… Let me say it like that I had a one night stand and I knew that girl for like one hour xD

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah it was in college

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? Yes when I was younger

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? Oh god yeah that was happening to me one time. That was horrible xD

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? No one will believe me but no I never did that. I was always a good student 😅

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes yes yes 😅

Have you ever seen someone die? Yeah I saw someone die and it´s still in my head

Have you ever been on a plane? Yeah even when I was scared

Have you ever kissed a picture? Yeah I did that xD

Have you ever slept in until 3? Yes

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now? Both

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes I did that

Have you ever made a snow angel? Of course. Who doesn´t? 😅

Have you ever played dress up? Yeah when I was a child

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? Yeah but only in shooter games and than i got kicked out xD

Have you ever been lonely? Yeah I was lonely for a long time

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? No but I was “not there” mentally and this was happening too often xD

Have you ever been to a club? Yeah like 3 times and than I realized it´s not that much fun for me 😅

Have you ever felt an earthquake? Yeah and I was fucking scared

Have you ever touched a snake? No

Have you ever ran a red light? Yes

Have you ever been suspended from school? No xD

Have you ever had detention? No oh my god xD

Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes I have been in a car accident but I wasn´t the driver

Have you ever hated the way you look? Most of the time to be honest. Even when people tell me that I am cute, pretty, etc

Have you ever witnessed a crime? I don´t think so

Have you ever pole danced? No but I would try it. Not in a strip club. I mean it in a workout way. Sorry for my english 😅

Have you ever been lost? Yes xD

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Yes

Have you ever felt like dying? Yes and not only one time

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Too many times

Have you ever sang karaoke? Yeah I did and it was so embarassing xD

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes I did

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Oh god yes xD This was happening in class 😅

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? Yes older

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Yeah I did

Have you ever sang in the shower? I do this all the time xD

Have you ever made out in a park? Uhm no xD

Have you ever dream that you married someone? I don´t remember but I think so

Have you ever glued your hand to something? Yes xD

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Yessss 😅

Have you ever gone to school partially naked? No xD

Have you ever been a cheerleader? No again xD

Have you ever sat on a roof top? Yes I did that

Have you ever brushed your teeth? Of course every day. What is this question? 😅

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? No bcs I love horror movies

Have you ever played chicken? What does that mean? xD

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes and it was hard to swim I swear

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? No but I got told that I am so cute when I was at pride

Have you ever broken a bone? Yeah when I was a child

Have you ever been easily amused? Most of the time 😅

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Yes 😅

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? Yes I did

Have you ever cheated on a test? No never

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Yes and that was embarassing xD

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? Yeah xD

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. I still have some problems even when everybody else thinks it´s over

[astralgloss]

im a curious meanie so 1-134 muhahaha you get to relive the hell i just went through

etab i haTE U

1: Name

my name is marit lol but please just keep it mar

2: Age

i am 17 but i’ll b 18 in 2 months!!!!

3: 3 Fears

the dark, complete and utter loneliness, and clowns

4: 3 things I love

books, forest fruit tea, the sound of rain

5: 4 turns on

a nice smile that reaches the eyes, a nice smell, having a dog ngl, a soft touch

6: 4 turns off

extreme arrogance, insisting to pay for my meal if i want to pay bc its “what a man should do”, forcing lifestyles on me, not caring about my interests

7: My best friend

she does have tumblr but idk it but hey demi if u ever see this ur the bomb.com

8: Sexual orientation

im bi fam

9: My best first date

my bf and i went to amsterdam to go shopping and he followed me everywhere (even the bookshop even though he hates books) and idk i just love him it was a nice day

10: How tall am I

im 1,65m or 5′4″ but i can and will kick ur ass

11: What do I miss

nothing really??

12: What time was I born

ok so i asked my mom and she said i was born on a tuesday at exactly 12pm but i bet she’s lying

13: Favorite color

yellow!! im basic!!

14: Do I have a crush

well i sure hope so @ boyfriend

15: Favorite quote

to the stars who listen, and the dreams that are answered

16: Favorite place

my bf’s house tbh, specifically his bed

17: Favorite food

pizza, specifically the hot chicken one from ny pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm

nah fam (ofc i do im a little shit)

19: What am I listening to right now

god is a woman by ariana grande

20: First thing I notice in new person

how they look at other people when those people don’t notice it

21: Shoe size

38/39 idk the other size lol sorry 

22: Eye color

its blue but it changes with my mood (oh my god im so sorry im kidding please don’t hate me)

23: Hair color

im a blondie

24: Favorite style of clothing

sth casual but also a bit towards the punkish style, but i also rlly love looking tiny and soft and cute lol

25: Ever done a prank call?

ok so there’s this hotline for kids who have troubles with their parents and families but it was a shit hotline tbh so once i called it up with my friends pretending i was crying and the man on the phone asked me what was wrong so i told him that all my friends had fire type pokemon and i only had grass type pokemon and they kept beating me and i didnt know what to do and then man was so confused it was funny af

27: Meaning behind my URL

idk man i wanted a name that could b easy to remember and i was inspired by ridgeport tbh

28: Favorite movie

the perks of being a wallflower

29: Favorite song

Fav song atm is anything from p!atd's newest album and my fav song of all time is probably train of consequences by megadeth

30: Favorite band

megadeth lol

31: How I feel right now

pretty good but also annoyed bc i have to go to work in half an hour :(

32: Someone I love

my bf

33: My current relationship status

if u guys havent noticed by now im taken

34: My relationship with my parents

p ok

35: Favorite holiday

halloween/christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

I have my ears pierced and thats it lol

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

i rlly want a few bookish related tattoos, like a tiny raven, a little lightning bolt, and the city of velaris and then i also rlly want a sleeve tbh but imma be a teacher and idk if i can :/ about piercings: i rlly want a helix or tragus and maybe get second holes in my hearlobes

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

ok so ive been on tumblr for about 5 years and initially it was bc i was Depressed™ and then about a year ago i found out about simblr and i was hooked

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

tbh i dont even talk to him anymore i dont rlly care about him in any way

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

yes bih

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

hes my bf so yea lol

42: When did I last hold hands?

wednesday

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

about 45 minutes bc im lazy and i keep getting distracted

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

nope

45: Where am I right now?

in bed lol

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

either my bf or my best friend

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends on where i am

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

mom

49: Am I excited for anything?

tbh moving out but thats gonna take a few more years

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

*insert bf here*

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

every time im at work lol

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

wednesday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

lol bye

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

nope

55: What is something I disliked about today?

the fact that i have to work a day shift instead of an evening shift

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my internet friends tbh it’d be cool to meet all the people from my bookish discord or from @booptherat​‘s discord

57: What do I think about most?

what book i should read next

58: What’s my strangest talent?

i can finish a book in about 4 hours

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

not rlly? i hate the whole asmr thing tho ew

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind lol

61: What was the last lie I told?

i dont remember tbh

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither lol

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

look im not saying that believing that we’re the only living species in the entire universe is narcissistic, but it is. also dont fuck with ghosts

64: Do I believe in magic?

hell yes

65: Do I believe in luck?

hell yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?

idk probably cloudy and windy

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

nah not rlly

69: Do I have any nicknames?

i guess mar?

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

when i was 2 i fell from sth and slammed the corner of my eye onto the corner of a table and i couldve been blind but thank god im not

71: Do I spend money or save it?

both 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

yup

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

post it notes

74: Favorite animal?

doggg

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

reading lol

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

idk man

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas lol

78: How can you win my heart?

give me a samoyed and a 1000 books

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“a boss ass bitch”

80: What is my favorite word?

fuck?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@cubersims​ @imvikai​ @ridgeport​ @cowplant-pizza​ @bloomlet​ @tiptoptab​

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

spend fiddies, pet kitties, hold tiddies

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that i know of lol

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

the power to choose whatever power i want at any moment

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“do you like working here?”

86: What is my current desktop picture?

its an august background from @emmastudies​

87: Had sex?

yes

88: Bought condoms?

no

89: Gotten pregnant?

no

90: Failed a class?

yes

91: Kissed a boy?

yup, i’ve been kissing my bf for about 2,5 years now lol

92: Kissed a girl?

yup, i’m living the bisexual dream lol

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

yes

94: Had job?

yes, im working at a movie theater right now!!

95: Left the house without my wallet?

tbh all the time now that i can pay with my phone

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

yea i used to but that was when i was 12 and i’d like to say that i’ve grown a lot in the past 5 years

97: Had sex in public?

nope

98: Played on a sports team?

yes

99: Smoked weed?

nope, even though i live like 20 minutes away from amsterdam lol

100: Did drugs?

nope

101: Smoked cigarettes?

nope

102: Drank alcohol?

yupppp, i love me some raspberry cider

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

nope

104: Been overweight?

nope

105: Been underweight?

nope

106: Been to a wedding?

yup

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

lol all the time tbh

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yup

109: Been outside my home country?

yup, however never outside of europe tho

110: Gotten my heart broken?

a few times

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yess, i saw the dutch female volleyball team once!

112: Broken a bone?

nope

113: Cut myself?

yes

114: Been to prom?

we dont do prom in the netherlands lol

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

nope

117: What concerts have I been to?

k3 (only dutchies and belgians remember this), one direction, megadeth, and ed sheeran

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yupp

119: Learned another language?

i mean im from the netherlands and im fluent in english thanks to myself

120: Wore make up?

yuppp

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

yes

122: Had oral sex?

lol yes

123: Dyed my hair?

nope

124: Voted in a presidential election?

not old enough to vote :(

125: Rode in an ambulance?

nope

126: Had a surgery?

nope

127: Met someone famous?

nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

nope

129: Peed outside?

a few times lol

130: Been fishing?

nope

131: Helped with charity?

yep

132: Been rejected by a crush?

a few times

133: Broken a mirror?

lol yes

134: What do I want for birthday?

some books, money, cake, more books, makeup

[heartbreak-human]

I’ll answer the less intrusive questions bc im paranoid but also extroverted but also introverted and im alone in a dark room with a laptop

Have you ever:

I’ve removed the extra pointless ones.

1. Skipped class?    Once. Chemistry can suck my ass. Kids, don’t get your hopes up. It’s all math, but if you’re a math kid, you’ll hate it even more.

2. Done drugs?     Antidepressants and ADHD stuffs, I do be following the law. (im a bit of a stickler for rules, sorry im a party pooper) (but i dont snitch)

3. Self harmed?      Many times. Many, many times.

4. Drank?     Barely. Do y’all know how bad continuous or excessive drinking is for your body? Your brain? Your tastebuds? I’m a creature of habit. This is one I’d rather not adopt.

5. Shoplifted?       Sorry, Target.

6. Gotten a tattoo?      Yes. A fermata. (band/orchestra kids know what i mean) It’s basically a musical;

7. Broken up with someone?      I’ve rejected people, but no.

What’s your favorite:

8. Show?    Uh... you ppl know my phases. I can’t stick to one.

9. Movie?    Princess Bride, or the second Hobbit movie. Or...

10. Song?     Ta Reine by Angele.

11. Tumblr?      Tumblr is my favorite tumblr.

12. Singer/Band?     Shit. Currently, LiSA.

13. Memory?       Niku?

14. Book?      EHHhhhhhhaaaaahhhhh... Cemetery Boys? RW&RB? Supernova? Heartless? The Assassin’s Blade?

This or that:

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?     Invisibility obvs.

16. Cookies or Cake?      Cookie cake. *insert Luffy food expecting grin*

18. Movies or Books?    Books all the way.

19. Coke or Sprite?    Sprite. Does anyone else think coke tastes like gingerbread?

20. Blind or Deaf?    Deaf. I love my music, but vibrations rule out not noticing someone swing a hammer at my skull. (I know it’s unlikely, but I’m also a pretty unlikeable person)

21. Tea or Coffee?    Tea.

What’s your:

25. Sexual orientation?    Panromantic. Asexual spectrum.

26. Shoe size?     Idek. Varys from store to store. I have perfectly fitting shoes in sizes 6-10, but it’s very hard to find the right size for me in asia.

 27. Religion?    Agnostic if aliens count as otherworldly beings.

28. Longest relationship?    One month. *oop*

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights?    Yes.

30. Second chances?      Depends on the offense.

31. Long distance relationships?        Depends on the people. (I would tho)

32. Abortion?        Let the pregnant person choose, without letting other ppls words affect their decision.

33. The death penalty?         Depends on crime, and amount of certain evidence.

34. Marijuana ?         Smells like shit, makes ppl act like shit too.

35. Love?       I think the thing I love most is love. I hate that the only ppl who confess to me are never my type. It’s not even hard. My type is like 69% of people in my appropriate age range. And 85% of fictional characters.

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost?       No, but that’d be cool

 37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?      Gotta get all angles, do YOU only rinse one side of your body? Let’s leave the soap to dry on this side! Who cares if I’m stickier than when I started?

38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?       Does it matter? 

39. Love someone?       HELL YES. Many someones, but I worship one goddess. (If we’re only talking irl. If we’re not, I worship SEVERAL gods and goddesses.)

40. Still watch cartoons?       Anime and Voltron come at me bro.

41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?        I mean... not rn? But someone confessed to me rather recently and I still haven’t answered her.

42. Like yourself?      No.

[artvmvs]

Ena mexri 100. Dhladh ola :)

damn y u do this

(btw they kinda got mixed up bc i am dumb sorrry)

The meaning behind my url:  idk. just stardust but star is in greek. idek.

A picture of me: im useless and idk how to put the picture on this place specifically, ask me separately if you do want one

How many tattoos i have and what they are: im a minor so none yet, but I’d like some in the future!

Last time i cried and why: ..no idea. Probably an arguement but I don’t remember, I’m more of a silent suffering kinda gal

Piercings i have: I am currently stretching my ears and I want a helix or an industrial, ik i don’t have many but I think they’re really cool

Favorite band: don’t make me choose

Biggest turn offs: dunno. does this mean generally pet peeves or nah,, 

Biggest turn ons: uhm i am a child!!! neck bites tho  we’re not diving deeper

Age: 16 

Ideas of a perfect date: something chill and not formal like maybe exploring the city or watching movies together at home or cinema idk, something exciting 

Life goal: bold of you to assume i have any goals for the future

Piercings i want: as i said, right now helix or industrial

Relationship status: single :))

Favorite movie: i currently like heathers and the imitation game but i really gotta watch new stuff I just never get around to it

A fact about my life: i didn’t think I would live to 2018, or at least whole (due to an unfortunate series of events) , but here i am binch  y’all have to tolerate me now!! sucks to be you

Phobia: fish and insects freak me out because they’re tiny n I don’t want them near me bc they are fast little shits and also I could literally touch them and they’d die and it freaks me out. or at least that’s what i use to justify me acting like a little bitch

Middle name: dont have one

Height: 165cm or as the ‘muricans like to call it  5'4 i think

Are you a virgin?: yes

What’s your shoe size?: um?? in greece we use different sizing i think? so in greece im a 37  but i looked it up and im a 6.5 in us and a 4.5 in the uk im VERY confused but basically smol

What’s your sexual orientation? i currently identify as a lesbian

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? i,,have,,,, drank beer once,,

Someone you miss: @221b-unicornstreet​ and people i cant tag

What’s one thing you regret?: not defending myself enough,,? I certainly have done many regrettable things but they’ve already happened now.. so

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: uhm BRYAN DECHART bitch i know im a lesbian but let me have this bc he is actually attractive and this is what came to mind rn so shut

Favorite ice cream?: i like vanilla flavour  dONT make that joke 

One insecurity: nose. spine.

What my last text message says: ‘’because it can mean either’’ im very interesting 

Have you ever taken a picture naked? nope

Have you ever painted your room? i want to

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? nYES

Have you ever slept naked? i think? in my?? underwear?? but not completely 

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? i,,yes

Have you ever had a crush? kinda

Have you ever been dumped? yes

Have you ever stole money from a friend? no???

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? i dont think so

Have you ever been in a fist fight? nope im weak LMAO you’d probably kill me by pushing me tbh

Have you ever snuck out of your house?  i’ve snuck into a house when i was six, i know im very cool.

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? yeah

Have you ever been arrested? nope

Have you ever made out with a stranger? IVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH ANYONE DONT

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? met?? up?? a date?? kinda ,, (regrets)

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? idrk

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? nah fam

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? if by more fun you mean cry myself directly back to sleep then yes, every week from grade 4-7 but now i dont have the ability to miss school for so many days,, still do tho, but less frequently 

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes

Have you ever seen someone die? no

Have you ever been on a plane? yup

Have you ever kissed a picture?,, i mean i was made to kiss pictures in church thanks mom!!

Have you ever slept in until 3? i do that every day in summer

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? i do miss someone now as ive said

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yeah

Have you ever made a snow angel? yess

Have you ever played dress up? i think

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? probably when i was younger

Have you ever been lonely? hasnt everyone at some point tbh? but  not a frequent occurrence, at all

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? yes, from exhaustion

Have you ever been to a club? …unfortunately, 0/10 would NEVER do it again

Have you ever felt an earthquake? yeah, i live in greece dude of course i have

Have you ever touched a snake? not really… which is sad

Have you ever ran a red light? i dont drive

Have you ever been suspended from school? nope 

Have you ever had detention? i was made to sit in a corner once dgkdhfkg we don’t have detentions

Have you ever been in a car accident? no

Have you ever hated the way you look? always fam

Have you ever witnessed a crime? no i dont think

Have you ever pole danced? HH NO

Have you ever been lost? sorta

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? if you count athens then yeah, if you count the islands which i dont see why you wouldnt then no

Have you ever felt like dying? i’ve felt like i was dying and i’ve felt like i wanted to die both buddy

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? i guess uwu

Have you ever sang karaoke? hell NO

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? probably a bunch of times and on a daily basis, i live to disappoint 

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yES

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? no?

Have you ever kissed in the rain? nope

Have you ever sang in the shower? always

Have you ever made out in a park? nope

Have you ever dream that you married someone? i think i have

Have you ever glued your hand to something? nope

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? ,,no

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? ,,nO

Have you ever been a cheerleader? nope

Have you ever sat on a roof top? yesh

Have you ever brush your teeth? ,,, YES??

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? SCARY MOVIES SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF ME AND I KNOW ITS STUPID DONT BULLY ME

Have you ever played chicken? no

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? i’ve been pushed into the ocean with all my clothes on and some money too

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? on tumblr where the magic happens yes because yall havent seen my face

Have you ever broken a bone? no

Have you ever been easily amused? on the not so frequent occasion i get in that mood i laugh at absolutely everything

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yyess love that

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? n o

Have you ever cheated on a test? yup yuup

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? always

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? what does that mean

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. i cried when i realised im gay because i thought i want going to hell (im an atheist now)

Top 5 (insert subject): top 5 what anon

Tattoos i want: havent really settled on anything but i’ll design it myself so…

[res-hippie]

get-to-know-me survey

1: Name: noor 3: 3 Fears: being burned alive, buried alive, heights  4: 3 things I love: tv shows, books, nature 5: 4 turns on: humor, kindness, not insecure, dependable/reliable 6: 4 turns off: rudeness, arrogance, treating ppl based off appearance, idk just talking down to someone 8: Sexual orientation: straight, unfortunately 11: What do I miss: being happy 12: What time were I born: sunrise 13: Favorite color: light orange/peach 14: Do I have a crush: Jack Whitehall 😍 15: Favorite quote: anything by sylvia plath 16: Favorite place: in nature, on a rainy day 17: Favorite food: Indian street food 18: Do I use sarcasm: not really 19: What am I listening to right now: hindi songs 20: First thing I notice in new person: the way they look at me, their attitude 21: Shoe size: unreasonably small 22: Eye color: warm brown :) 23: Do I like roller coasters? God no, I have motion sickness 🤮 24: Favorite style of clothing: 70s, mini skirt, fitted tops, color block sweaters, ie: jackie burkhart, sumtimes fran fine 27: Meaning behind my URL: none, it just sounded cool 28: Favorite movie: the prestige, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind 29: Favorite song: alors danse by stromae, she'll be loved by maroon 5, 30: Favorite band: imagine dragons  31: How I feel right now: unhappy 32: Someone I love: me 33: My current relationship status: imaginary 34: My relationship with my parents: unhealthy, non-existent 35: Favorite holiday: christmas 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: simple, ears 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: oof😍 nose piercing on left side in which i would insert a small silver hoop, more on my ears at least 2 or 3 (double helix) [maybe one cartilage and maybe a tattoo of a small leaf or something somewhere] 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: it looked fun 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? yes and no 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? lol no, I'm not sure if i would want them, seem like a nuisance 42: When did I last hold hands? with myself? 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yeah probably 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? More often than my real smile  57: What do I think about most? Past mistakes 58: Do I have any strange phobias? You know how ppl are scared of flying on planes? Well, when I was young, I saw a movie where an astronaut's tether to his ship got cut and he floated away to his death, and the scene must've stayed with me, bc I was scared of flying, not bc I thought the plane was going to go down, but I thought we’d go too high, and we'd accidentally get stuck in space and die there. lmao I really didn't understand atmosphere as a child. So whenever the turbulence hit, everyone was like “I hope we don't go down,” I was praying “I hope we don't go up” 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, i think 61: What was the last lie I told? Its ok 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? ghosts no, aliens yes 64: Do I believe in magic? Science is magical 67: What was the last book I've read? Red queen 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Lol yeah 69: Do I have any nicknames? noor, for myself: dumb bitch 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No, i don't really care to either  78: How can you win my heart? Be funny and be nice 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Idk, y'all suck 80: What is my favorite word? Atm: y'all 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Stop having kids 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To fly 86: What is my current desktop picture? Flowers🥀🌻🥀🌻🥀 :) 90: Failed a class? Had an F for awhile, never failed 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? on my bucketlist ;) 98: Played on a sports team? Does PE count? probably not 

99: Weird desire? I want bigger hands 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Vegetarian 110: Gotten my heart broken? Yeah :( 111: Been to a professional sports game? No, Thank God 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no 124: Voted in a presidential election? yes, but she lost to an oompa loompa 127: Met someone famous? No :( and i live in LA, so it should've happened already 128: Stalked someone on a social network? Fk yeah 129: Peed outside? Not that I can remember, ever 130: Been fishing? No, and like, i want to, but i don't want hurt the fish 132: Been rejected by a crush? Informally, yeah 133: Favorite K-drama? Heartless City, and i think, Smile You, Jung Kyung-ho can GET it

134: Favorite Ship? idk, maybe Klaroline

What is your idea of paradise?  In nature, alot of greenery, like a meadow, empty for miles around, gloomy af, raining hard, like to me that is heaven on earth Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?  I'm an atheist :) I don't believe in God. 159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? neither, inner beauty, intelligence doesn't matter 183: What is my spirit animal? panda 184: How do I want to be remembered? i don't tbh, pls forget me, Obliviate bitches 185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? idk playing the piano, typing without looking at keyboard, a lot of button pressing going on here, genuine confidence

190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? the future, im curious  191: What makes me the happiest? rainnnn, gloomy weather, a warm cup of cha, and a good book, or my tv shows 194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? fuck y'all tbh 195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? fk yea, take me away homies 199: Live in the city or suburbs? suburbs, i want sum peace and quiet, city life is glamorous, but you realize it's kind of a facade every once in a while

216: Favorite fictional character? Atticus Finch

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All the rest of the numbers you haven't answered yet

1. How many people have you had sex with? 

39

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

I have a list, so yes.

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

My first real boyfriend. It was okay. 

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

The last time Toni was here.

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

This one night stand I had, this guy took a toy that isn’t meant for insertion and put it in me and JFC IT WAS BAD. It was like a finger bullet for clit stimulation but he just didn’t know what he was doing it was very bad.

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

Children’s section of a library. 

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

I don’t masturbate in unusual places I don’t think.

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

No I don’t think so.

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

I was like 10 and I would hump a stuffed animal I didn’t learn what I was doing until I was like 12 tho.

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes.

QUEER SHIT

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship? 

Yep!

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

When I ID’d as a girl I would date boys so sort of?

14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?

I liked to kiss girls and boys when I was in 3rd grade.

15. Are you out to everyone you know?

Mostly.

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

OKCupid or Tinder. It’s hard.

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

Mom knew it. Dad doesn’t care.

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

All my friends are pretty much not straight. No one cared.

19. Describe your first queer kiss.

I don’t remember? I guess my neighbor when I was young but??? I made out w my ex gf in a bathroom.

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

Anytime Toni and I get together!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we r so gay

LET’S GET PHYSICAL

21. Are you happy with your body?

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

I don’t know My boobs are Okay I Guess but I Still Hate Them My Body Is Bad

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

Shave impulsively and then don’t for 3 months until I feel gross. Which is beginning to happen I have to shave soon 

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?

Boobs, tummy, thighs, back, hips, arms.

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.

Big areola that is bascially they exact same color as my skin and then a small lil nip.

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?

Innie

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?

yes. yes.

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other? 

one is bigger than the other

SEXUAL FANTASY LAND

32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

usually real ones I get off to my most recent sexual encounters most of the time.

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

probably harrison ford

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

yes i absent mindedly fantasize a lot 

35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

nope sometimes its just a job that must be done

36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

ehhhh sometimes

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

nope

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

well i already mentioned harrison ford but there are a few i guess

39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

YES

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.

i don’t kno!! kissin my babe all over 

KINKTOWN USA

41. How do you feel about BDSM?

pretty cool

42. What’s your most unusual kink?

i think i have a foot fetish but also watersports

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

both but mostly a sub just bc i’m so flustered about domming

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.

toni held me down i guess but before that i think they tied themselves to the bed

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

yes

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

yes 

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

yes

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

yes the ones i mentioned above

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

not much. 10 bucks a sex toy x the 6 i’ve owned so like 60 bucks over 6 years

COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?

yes

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

only Once

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

sometimes when Toni plays with my nipples I think I might lmao

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

i don’t know, soft consistent touches 

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

 y e s 

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

masturbation 

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

nope

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

i get turned on more by rough contact but if ur tryna make me nut u gotta be gentle with my genitals 

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

the one from peneration

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

takes a while still

ORAL FIXATION

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why? 

YES YES YES I LUV TO PLEASURE PPL

62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

lay me down

63. Describe your oral sex technique.

hit that nut button

64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

different just bc i have such a little experience w a vagina 

65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

i don’t know it’s all just kind of ok i guess

67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

yes

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

yes

69. Do you like 69ing?

no!

70. Can you deep-throat?

yes

EVERYTHING BUTT

72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

probably like a marker?

73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?

ye

74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

a lot 

75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

it was masturbation and i had a dildo in my butt and it was SICK

78. Do you own any buttplugs?

ye

79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

yes

80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

I WANT TO SO BAD !!!!!!!!

SHARING IS CARING

All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind

81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.

i had a threesome probably a year ago with a couple i knew. i had had sex with the guy before and his gf was super cute and it was pretty ok his girlfriend said i have very soft hair.

82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?

i have

83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

in theory it’s a huge kink of mine especially a gang bang but in reality that is SO MANY PEOPLE!!!!!

85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?

I’ve done both and honestly arranging it before hand is so much better.

86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?

no

87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?

i talked bout this above.

88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

yep in the threesome i had a year ago one of his biggest fantasies was being sucked off by two girls at once and i’m not a girl anymore but  it was somethin

89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

no

90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

no

**BONUS DARES**

91. Post a selfie.

here

93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush. @regalvoid

94. Post your follower count. almost 600

95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up. http://satankicker.tumblr.com/tagged/me

96. Tag your top five followers. no

97. Post your most recent Facebook status here. ain't nothin like a midnight taco bell run w ur bro

98. Post the last SMS you received. it was from my sisters fiance about dog sitting.

99. Post the last SMS you sent. also about dogsitting.

100. Send me $500. send ME 500

[currently-namelesss]

Tag game!!

We were tagged by @squizzlezsquash

1. coke or pepsi: Kio: Both // Theo: PEPSI

2. disney or dreamworks: Kio: Disney..or maybe dreamworks..but Disney..but… // Theo: tbh aren’t they the same thing??

3. coffee or tea: Kio: Tea // Theo: Tea

4. books or movies: Kio: It depends on author/director but I guess movies in general. // Theo: both, I love reading bc it takes away my anxiety but movies are more comfy, I guess it depends on how lazy I am

5. windows or mac: Kio: mac? // Theo: well the only computer I’ve ever owned (and used) is a mac so mac

6. dc or marvel: Kio: Neither._. //Theo: Don’t bring up DC around me, I’m a hardcore Marvel fan

7. x-box or playstation: Kio: Neither // Theo: both?

8. dragon age or mass effect: Kio: Idk, neither // Theo: what is this???

9. night owl or early riser: Kio: Night owl, don't fucking touch me, talk to me or look at me in the morning // Theo: both-ish, I’m such an early riser tho, it doesn’t depend on what time I go to bed in, I will wake up at 7.30 AM and bother people

10. cards or chess: Kio: Idk?? // Theo: cards, I wanna learn chess tho for the grown-up-points

11. chocolate or vanilla: Kio: ChocolaaaaAAAAaaAAaaAate // Theo: CHOCOLATE:

12. vans or converse: Kio: Vans are more aesthetically pleasing // Theo: both? I love my three pairs of vans and my four??? pairs of Converse

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: Kio: Vad kallar de mig?? // Theo: dafuq

14. fluff or angst: Kio: Fluffy angst? // Theo: fluff?... or... uhh angst? depends on the angst tbh...

15. beach or forest: Kio: Forest // Theo: both but at different times

16. dogs or cats: Kio: Kittycats! They understand me // Theo: doggieeees (join me...)

17. clear skies or rain: Kio: Both, not at the same time tho // Theo: both omg

18. cooking or eating out: Theo: 1. facio kio, jag kan inte skriva efter dig hhhh(!!!!!) och 2. both? I love eating out because it’s a nice feeling but I get panic attacks before that soooooo // Kio: Eating out stresses me out, so cookingburningthehousedown

19. spicy food or mild food: Kio: Both, again // Theo: I used to hate spicy food, but I grew some non-existent balls and I now love it.

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Kio: Christmas (but isn’t yule and christmas same shit?) // Theo: Idk bro...

21. would you rather forever be a little cold or a little too hot: Kio: A little cold, I'm already hot so // Theo: I already have a too high body temp the rest of humanity sooo uhhh Hot I guess

22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: Kio:Copying other superpowers // Theo: telepathy/reading people's’ minds

23. animation or live action: Kio: Animaaation // Theo: Animaaation

24. paragon or renegade: Kio: Vad kallar de mig? // Theo: idk bro

25. baths or showers: Kio: Showers, baths makes me angry // Theo: BATHS OMFG I TAKE A 2-4 HOURS LONG BATHS EVERYDAY

26. team cap or team ironman: Kio: Neither // Theo: HOW ARE YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART?!?!?! (team cap tots tho but shh don’t tell tony…)

27. fantasy or sci-fi: Kio: Neither, again // Theo: both??!

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they: Kio: “Älska mig alltid, eller jag biter dig i strupen så du dör” (Love me always/forever, or I’ll bite your throat so you die), “Spilling my m&m’s”, “My heart flutters”(like a tiny bird’s wings) OR “Love is a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it Love” (or just any fucking dr Seuss quote like hit me up with one of those and I'll probably marry you) Did y’all see what @squizzlezsquash wrote tho?? I thought I was going to cry wtf is this language //Theo: “It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”

29. youtube or netflix: Kio: YouTube // Theo: both, but youtube

30. harry potter or percy jackson: Kio: Haven't read Percy Jackson so..? // Theo: HAROLD POTTER

31. when you feel accomplished: Theo: When I can look at the day that just went by in my bullet journal and see everything’s crossed out. // Kio: After a really nice poop idfk

32. star wars or star trek: Kio: Haven't seen Star Trek so idk // Theo: none

33. paperback books or hardback books: Kio: HHHHHHARDBACK BOOKSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH // Theo: oh fuck… I love both but paperbacks are easier to take with you...

34. horror or rom-com: Kio: I get way too scared and paranoid bc of horror so it ain't that one // Theo: horror, rom-coms makes me cringe waay to much

35. tv shows or movies: Kio: Movies..I think… // Theo: tv shows

36. favorite animal: Theo: sharks and crocodiles/alligators (my favorite crocodile is the nile crocodile) // Kio: You can't just say “favorite animal” like that! Like a pet or? What species? From which part of the world? What size? In what kind of climate?

37. favorite genre of music: Kio: V-Kei or K-pop // Theo: metalcore/deathcore and k-pop

38. least favorite book: Kio: Bonjour Tristesse… // Theo: the books we read in literature history this year in school like fuck me they were bad

39. favourite season: Kio: Sweden has like three seasons; Winter, less winter and one week of summer and I LIVE during that one week  // Theo: WINTER (even though I can’t go out properly during it)

40. song that’s currently stuck in your head: Kio: The starting line “Best of me”// Theo: MOVIE by BTOB mixed with Wake up by B.A.P

41. what kind of pajamas do you wear: Kio: Just my underwear and sometimes a shirt // Theo: whatever shirt I wore that day?

42. How many existential crises do you have on an average day: Kio: I lose count when I wake up, like my whole life is a crisis // Theo: depends, I go from none to like 457357141845081354187541 a day

43. If you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be: Theo: my mum’s favorite song, it’s a swedish song called Gabriellas sång. // Kio: I have a whole playlist for my funeral,  I can't choose one?

44. Favourite theme song to a TV show:  Theo: the big bang theory’s or hawaii five-0 // Kio: There are a few anime openings I like but I don't think I have a favorite

45. Harry Potter movies or books: Kio: I'm not that into HP so idk // Theo: As a person who has read them in swedish, english and spanish I think that speaks for itself.

46. You can make your OTP become canon but you’ll forget that tumblr exists. Will you do it?: Theo: no, because I don’t want to make it become canon. I want them to do it on their own. // Kio: Nah, tumblr y’know

47. What are your favourite flowers?: Theo: black roses, but also any white flower that are reallyyy white // Kio: WHAT KIND OF FLOWER?! Small flowers, bushes, trees, bigger flowers, bright coloured flowers, flowers with nice scents, cool flowers?!

48. Is there a language you really want to learn?: Kio: German, Korean and Sami. I'm studying Japanese so I guess that's another language. // Theo: korean, irish/celtic, finnish (just to be able to use noni in legit sentences) and I take Latin and Mandarin in school atm so if they count then those two too

49. What was a moment that you said something then realized, “wow, I’m such a (insert hp house here)!”: Kio: Niet. // Theo: it happened a lot when I was younger but not anymore

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1-60 for ask memeys

1. What is you middle name?-Angel (I fuckin hate it)
2. How old are you?-17
3. When is your birthday?-January 31st
4. What is your zodiac sign?-Aquarius
5. What is your favorite color?-Blue and Purple!
6. What’s your lucky number?-38 (a cookie for you if you know what that’s from)
7. Do you have any pets?-I used to have betta fish but they died from being ancient.
8. Where are you from?-Puerto Rico
9. How tall are you?-5ft. 4in. or 162.5 cm
10. What shoe size are you?-I think a men’s 9.5 last time I checked, so that’s like an 11 in women’s. I just wear it if it fits tbh
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?-Uhhhhh about 8-9?
12. What was your last dream about?-Being trapped in an overrun high school filled with zombies alongside 3 other classmates. It was pretty neat
13. What talents do you have?-[REDACTED]
14. Are you psychic in any way?-Eh, I guess I’m good at knowing people, and predicting what will happen in most situations
15. Favorite song?-Currently I have two favorites: Remember Forever by Tori Letzler, and Weight of the World by Emi Evans (that one song from Nier: Automata)
16. Favorite movie?-Probably either Beetlejuice or the Matrix series
17. Who would be your ideal partner?-I dunno, tbh. I just want her to be honest, funny, and nice. That’s basically it.
18. Do you want children?-No, I don’t think so. I couldn’t handle a baby, but I can handle a toddler and older kids. But imo they just cost a lot to take care of and I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility.
19. Do you want a church wedding?-Uh, no.
20. Are you religious?-Not really? I guess I’d consider myself agnostic, even though my mom is pushing for me to get baptised (no thanks, I hate the water and being shoved under it, almost drowned the last time someone did that.)
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?-Once, and it was because I dropped a bowling ball on my foot (specifically my big toe) and I didn’t cry till they turned the x-ray machine on. I lit that hospital up.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?-Nope!
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?-This rapper named Nicky Jam, he was big in Puerto Rico.
24. Baths or showers?-Both!
25. What color socks are you wearing?-Just plain white socks atm, my fun socks are in the dryer rn.
26. Have you ever been famous?-In several of my schools, yeah. Mostly because I was a major character in a play, and also bc of my mom, who used to work in the same school as my sister and I.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?-Yeah, I’m sure it’d be cool!
28. What type of music do you like?-Eh, everything but rap tbh
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?-Nope
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?-3 or 4
31. What position do you usually sleep in?-Depends on the temperature. If I’m hot I just splay myself all over my bedding. If I’m freezing I curl up in a ball in my blankets.
32. How big is your house?-Like 1600 square feet, to be technical. Its more than enough room to slide around on the floor in my socks and not die.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?-HHHHH BAGELS AND BROWN SUGAR CREAM CHEESE
34. Have you ever fired a gun?-Yes!
35. Have you ever tried archery?-Yeah! I learned from a Native American!
36. Favorite clean word?-Origin. It’s just got a creepy ring to it, no matter how you use it.
37. Favorite swear word?-FUCK
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?-I set a personal record of 5 days last week. It ended with me being unconscious for like 6 hours.
39. Do you have any scars?-Yes, though mostly mental scars. The two notable physical scars are a slash on my leg from when I slipped on some black ice in the middle of the road while getting to my bus stop. When I got home that day I had to play doctor on myself and dig out some asphalt that got lodged in there. It was BAD. The other scar disappeared, and was caused by a blowtorch to the finger. The heat-res glove I was using in Jewelry class at the time was really old (but I didn’t know that) and I burned a hole through it while soldering a ring I made closed. IT HURT SO BAD AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER WHEN IT HAPPENED. It thankfully only burned the surface flesh, and 2 years later my finger looks normal again.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?-Once.
41. Are you a good liar?-When I need to be.
42. Are you a good judge of character?-Yeah, I can read people like a book easily.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?-Yeah! You name it, I can probably do it!
44. Do you have a strong accent?-Sorta kinda, it’s a mix between a Connecticut native and a New Yorker some days, but other days I don’t have one.
45. What is your favorite accent?-I don’t really have a favorite, I like every accent!
46. What is your personality type?-That thingy with the 4 letters? I think the last time I took one of those quizzes I got ENTJ or INTJ or something like that.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?-Other than the suit that I outgrew that cost $200, I have this cloak thing my friend bought me for like $40-$60 I think.
48. Can you curl your tongue?-Yep!
49. Are you an innie or an outie?-Outie!
50. Left or right handed?-Right handed!
51. Are you scared of spiders?-BITCH YES I AM
52. Favorite food?-Pizza
53. Favorite foreign food?-Pho (Vietnamese beef noodle soup)
54. Are you a clean or messy person?-Both
55. Most used phrased?-”Me @ [insert word here]” or “God I wish that were me”
56. Most used word?-FUCK
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?-An hour
58. Do you have much of an ego?-Not sure, I don’t think so, anyways.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?-SUCC THEN LICC THEN CRONCH
60. Do you talk to yourself?-All the time! Constantly. It’s the only way I can get things done, actually.

@its-mamoru Have fun reading this bc Tumblr mobile dicked up the formatting (as per usual)